#wasp spray

[christiancagesupporter]

i don't know why i made this but enjoy

[defensive-tactics]

Using wasp spray for self defense is illegal. Use pepper spray instead.

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[karlsten1]

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[shortnasties]

2755. Yellow Jacket

This is called "Yellow Jacket." TGIFHMPPOLOLTTYL.

I can't be sure I didn't help kill anyone. What if not killing the yellow jacket that flew right into me last week set off a chain of events wherein the yellow jacket flew briskly away to start a new hive above the door to someone's porch, who then had to go buy a can of wasp spray at the store, and on their way they almost get into a gruesome car accident, but they swerve just right and miss it, but when they can't find the wasp spray at the store later, they go to another store, but unfortunately that store has a toxic workplace that causes employees to feel disenfranchised and downtrodden, and when the person looking for wasp spray asks the most at-the-end-of-their-rope employee where they might find that, the employee snaps and takes out a gun and threatens to start shooting, but they don't really want to, but at this point they realize they've already put themself into a bad spot by threatening to shoot, they think maybe it is better to just do it, they're going to jail anyway, right, but yet they don't, they take everyone hostage, including the person looking for wasp spray, and the police eventually show up and surround the building, and the standoff lasts eighteen hours, but eventually they talk the employee down and convince him to give up his gun and release everyone, and by this time it is late night/early morning, and there is nowhere else to get wasp spray, so the person walks to their car in the parking lot, while at the very same time a 10:30 flight is traveling just overhead and because of the airline's horrendous safety failures, the plane releases debris from the undercarriage, unbeknownst to at least one of the pilots, and the debris falls at an alarming velocity, hurtling straight down to the very spot where the person has parked their car, and it smashes the whole driver's side of their car just before the person can get there, and the person (now wasp sprayless and carless) sighs and laughs real hard, and the laugh is so guttural and agonized that it is just the right amount of tension release their body needed to explode an artery in their chest, which (in the grand scheme of human minutes) is like flicking off a light switch in the person, and the person simply falls, dead before they hit the pavement?

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Patron Saint of Theres A Wasp In My Apartment But I Don't Know Where It Went

[milkweedman]

bugs are so cool because most wild animals arent really chill with a human staring at them close up and moving around/doing things, but a lot of bugs will just watch you back. or wiggle around. we love to see it

[cicadaduet]

cute wasp i saw at work :)

[snekdood]

bug found its way into my cup. looked real happy and smug about it. this pissed me off and motivated me to prove a point. I made sure it couldn't leave. i put bleach in the cup. now neither of us can be happy. I hope it was worth it you shit bug.

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

Folks you would not believe how stupid I just acted for like 6 hours over a wasp getting into my house

[ursula-legun]

Hey - does anybody have knowledge of/opinions about the common wasp traps that you see all over the place? The kind with liquid and bait designed to catch wasps in a weird inverted tower and drown them.

I've been generally against them on the following assumptions:

There don't seem to be that many wasps anymore to begin with - like, there's five of these things on my block, and they're not filling up fast at all.

Pretty sure that they're not functionally able to specify between different species of wasp (maybe it's a pheromone thing but that seems optimistic)

Pretty sure that they're also catching non-wasps

There's other ways to deter wasps if people have a severe allergy (i.e. paper bag nest mimics)

Generally they just seem...cruel and unnecessary....smack of lawn culture....etc

But I actually haven't been able to find out, like, jack shit about how these things work, why people are so obsessed with putting them up everywhere, what species they're actually killing, etc.

If anybody's looked into this at all, I would really love to know about what purpose they're serving and if there's any alternatives I could maybe talk people into (or if these are actually really good for some reason.)

[bonecouch]

what if there was a guy who was bees

would that be fucked up or what

[army-of-bee-assassins]

i have multiple wasp nests on the balcony of my new place (which is where i'm keeping a good portion of my houseplants) and i really want to get rid of them but i don't want to kill them :(

[drakonovisny]

OMG I'M A FUCKING MONSTER 😭😭😭😭

[wizardnuke]

ants in my fucking car

[dcviated]

Finished my exam and passed- cool. Now I have to deal with a yellow jacket nest that may or may not spread into the walls. Cool cool.

Cool.

At least my eye exam didn't say I'm going blind. That's something. And more people boggled at my pacman eye. Always satisfying.